They're back...
and even badder than before



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Reviews for EVIL PENGUINS 2: ARMAGEDDON
"As a Penguinologist, I'm happy to see that the devious side of penguins is finally being revealed! And in such a funny way to boot."
- Casey Youngflesh, Antarctic Researcher

Reviews for EVIL PENGUINS
"A fun and breezy read. Anie channels The Far Side with great success and maintains an acidic, devious tone throughout the entire book."
- Ain't It Cool News

“Very funny and witty, with a dark nod, wink and a smile throughout.”
- The Penguin Post


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Penguins. They're everywhere--gracing movie screens, Coke ads, and merchandise. But don't let those happy feet fool you. When they're not surfing or marching bravely across the Antarctic, penguins have a whole other agenda. And it isn't pretty.

What's black-and-white and evil all over? In Evil Penguins, Elia Anie captures the antics of cute little birds who have gone over to the dark side. Here are cartoons of penguins leading revolts, giving SpongeBob a swirly, causing plagues, clubbing baby seals, and wreaking havoc in dozens of other hysterically appalling ways.

If you thought the worst a penguin could do is make you feel guilty about global warming, think again. A perfect gift book and a must-have for both penguin lovers and those who know that evil can come in even the cuddliest packages.

* SAMPLES *

Antarctica Chainsaw Massacre


Death Igloo - Star Wars


Fifty Shades of Grey for Penguins


Snoopy Red Baron and Evil Penguin


Evil Penguin with Eraser


Inuit and the Penguin


Tweeting Hazard


Anti-Whaling


Evil Penguin Diet Clinic